I tried to read Sarah's blog tonight, but it kept crashing my browser. I was looking for inspiration for what to write about here (as she's the one that yells at me if I don't blog often enough) -- so what message should I gather from her site causing my web browser to completely shut down? Let's make a list of possibilities:

• Don't bother blogging. Don't even try.
• I've written something here that is so cool, you're not allowed to see it.
• I've written something here that would cause you to hurt me if you had the opportunity to glimpse it.
• I've out-geeked you. I can crash a browser without even trying. So there.
• I mock you, Mac user.
• This blog is closed for the evening. Please come back during normal business hours.
• Something happened to my computer when you tried to "fix" it. This is revenge.
• I met this guy named Lord Chaos who taught me this neat new trick... your computer will self-destruct in five seconds.
• I mock your puny attempts at blogging. Fear me.
• I have moved up an eschelon in blogging. I am too good for you now.
• Funny, you don't look like someone who would be interested in a fiendish plot.
• The FBI is tailing you, Wendy. I can't have them seeing this.
• I'm not trying to keep you out, Wendy, just my mother.
• Just consider this another rejection letter.
• This is the digital version of the 'cold shoulder.'
• Microsoft sucks.

Ok, to be fair, here's what I really think she was trying to say:

Ooops. How did I do that?

It's probably a problem in the javascript somewhere. Did you take another online personality quiz recently?