I've had a nice weekend. My mother signed up to help host some members of a visiting ballet company. She had car trouble on Saturday, so she asked me to go pick up our guests from the performance. She was expecting me to come home with three nice young ballerinas. Instead they gave me three men - two dancers and a tech.

They all slept in my mother's half of the house, of course, but I got to be their transportation all weekend. It's been fun. My friends have been teasing me that I've got my very own reality TV show here - parents get to vote which one of the guys is for me.