Surreal experience of the day: I sat down to watch West Wing this evening, which I don't always do anymore. I used to plan my Wednesday around West Wing, but then Sorkin sort of wandered off and then they fired him and now I only watch when it's convenient because nothing else is on the networks at that hour. (Yeah, they recently started putting Alias opposite West Wing, but that show lost me before West Wing did and now it's just too much work to get back into it.)
So anyway, I'm watching West Wing and they're discussing the value of polling etc. and my phone rings - usually I don't pick up calls from numbers my caller ID doesn't know, but this time I have a client with a draft on their desk, so I did.
"We're not selling anything," she says quickly, "we're doing a poll for CBS news." At least I think she said CBS news - that was even more surreal than the bit about a poll. And it struck me that hey - I'm a freelance writer now. I don't have to bow out of these things because I'm employed by a media company.
So I answered their silly little poll. Of course you couldn't choose an answer that wasn't on their list, and their list was VERY black and white. "Who do you think would lead the country in the right direction - Bush or the Democrats in Washington?" My answer? Neither one. But I had to chose one, or not have my opinion counted at all.
I'm not really too worried about it. I know the important questions were burried deep in the middle and that particular question was probably just intended to try to put me in the "Democrat" or "Republican" slot. When I said my party affiliation was "Independant" the next question was "Do you consider yourself more Republican or more Democrat?" What is this? Light pink or baby blue? No - I'm neither one, thank you very much.
It really threw her when I said I voted in the last presidential election, but didn't vote for either Bush or Kerry. So probably they'll throw out my results as a statistical anomaly. Also, I think she was disapointed that my Hispanic-sounding last name doesn't mean I'm Hispanic. She asked me specifically if that was my race. When I said no, all the others were lumped together. That's either a reflection on my last name or the fact that pollsters think Hispanics need prompting to identify themselves as other than white.
At the end of the poll she asked if it would be willing to speak to a reporter, in case they wanted to interview me about my answers. I said sure. I also told her I'm a journalist, just to be fair. Sure in journalism school we all go around interviewing each other for our assignments, but I doubt it's really necessary.
Also, I don't think I qualify as having opinions of "average" America (wherever that is) so I'm not waiting by the phone.
Books: Today I went to the dentist. I really really really dislike going to the dentist. My dentist has a sense of humor. As he got me set up to drill for two fillings he said, "sit back and enjoy the sound effects." So to try to keep my mind off the rising panic attack, I tried to think of them as sound effects for a movie. A movie I might actually want to watch. So now I have a new scene for a supplemental "short story" I've worked on now and then for the novel I finished last year. It stars one of the characters when they were much, much younger than they are in the book. And really, the scene could be adapted for use in a later book instead of the short-story, hmm...
Obviously, I survived the dental appointment, but now I have a lot more sympathy for this particular character - well, her whole race. And if I ever make a movie that involves these scenes I'm going to insist on some audio being recorded in a dentist office with those horrible, horrible drills.