Books: I wish I had time to work on this. I'm completely swamped with a user manual.
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Check out this picture of the Chicago skyline. It looks... wrong to me. The Sears Tower and the Hancock building are in the wrong places. Am I crazy?
Books: I wish I had time to work on this. I'm completely swamped with a user manual.
Books: I wish I had time to work on this. I'm completely swamped with a user manual.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Ancient African Nuclear Reactors. This is what I learned about today.
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
This is what the American Bar Association has to say about living wills etc. The part about witnesses is interesting. Also, not all states need a lawyer to draw up these documents. Also, even in states where a lawyer does need to be involved, if you write down your wishes and have valid witnesses, it can be used to determine what your wishes are in the event of a tragedy.
Monday, March 21, 2005
So... my local ABC station is sponsoring this fun new contest for teenagers - reporter for a day. They get to follow a real live news reporter (as opposed to all those dead ones we keep out back) around all day, help report on a story and then get interviewed about the experience, so they get to be on TV _twice_. They'll be FAMOUS.
How do you get in on this action? You just have to write a short essay about something going on in your home town. It's really easy. Quite short. And best of all - IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE TRUE.
The first time I heard this ad my jaw hit the floor.
I mean, sure, you want to open up the field and not make the assignment too scary. Get as many kids involved as possible. But come on. Haven't we seen enough evidence that journalism has to be taught right from the very beginning?
Books: If I'm lucky I'll make some more progress on this chapter tonight. Still missing my S key. Never noticed how often I use it.
How do you get in on this action? You just have to write a short essay about something going on in your home town. It's really easy. Quite short. And best of all - IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE TRUE.
The first time I heard this ad my jaw hit the floor.
I mean, sure, you want to open up the field and not make the assignment too scary. Get as many kids involved as possible. But come on. Haven't we seen enough evidence that journalism has to be taught right from the very beginning?
Books: If I'm lucky I'll make some more progress on this chapter tonight. Still missing my S key. Never noticed how often I use it.
Saturday, March 19, 2005
I need to write down a few details about my Disney vacation before they all escape me. So here's the first draft. Later I'll put up some pictures and elaborate on some of the details. For a little trip into way-too-much-information-land, take a look at Sarah's blog where she bares all, including how many Bre'r Bear Butts are included in the Splash Mountain ride.
Here's what I've got:
Day 1: We arrived on Sunday evening. Dean picked us up at the airport in his mother's brand new car. We enjoyed the new-car smell as he drove us past the neighborhood where he grew up. It's on the way. It's also on the "wrong side of the tracks" as they say, so we didn't linger.
We met up with his mom at the hotel - The Boardwalk. It's a nice 1900's style resort complete with big, gold hypocampus in the lobby. (Not portions of brain - horses with the hindquarters of a fish. The guy at the front desk looked up what they're called for us because it was killing Sarah and me that we couldn't remember their name. But I digress.)
I had met Dean's mother once before, but it was nice to get to know her better. We took a boat ride across a lake to dinner where they were serving southern specialties. Then we stopped at the Wilderness Lodge (I think is the name) to admire on our way back to our hotel. The Wilderness Lodge is "done in the style" of the old lodges in US National Parks. Kind of a combination of Old Faithful Inn and the hotels at Yosemite and Glacier. It was fun to see an interpretation of the theme.
Then it was back across the lake and a long bus ride to get back to our hotel. We all agreed that it would be easier to drive next time. But I'm glad I had the Disney Transportation Experience.
The beds were cozy with great feather pillows.
Day 2: In the morning we went over to MGM. We encountered our first rollercoaster and our first rainstorm. We waited in line something like 50 minutes to go on the Aerosmith-themed coaster. It was pretty fun, but not enough to wait in line to do it again. Immediately after the ride ended it started to rain - a little thunder and lightening, too. We ducked into a shop and didn't get too wet. We did see the first wave of Mickey ponchos come out, though. Everyone ended up looking like cartoon ghosts. We just waited for the rain to let up, then we headed for the Tower of Terror. This is fun. We did it twice. It's a freefall ride with the storyline that lightening hit an old hotel and messed up the elevators. It's especially fun when there's real rain and lightening outside.
After that we headed for the muppets, the Star Wars themed simulator (I like the Star Trek one in Vegas a little better, but this one was fun), lunch in a drive-in-themed restaurant that showed clips from 50's scifi films and a little "behind the scenes" reenactment thing about stunts in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Interestingly enough, all swasticas on the bad guys uniforms etc. had been replaced with a siimple black cross. What's up with that?
From MGM we went over to the Magic Kingdom.... I think. Already, it's getting a little fuzzy. But I think we even rode the monorail just for the view. Once there, we did the Buzz Lightyear ride - which is one of my favorites, I've decided. It involves target practice. Also some rollercoasters which sort of blur together in my mind. Not Space Mountain, though. That was another day. The park stayed open late that night, so we watched fireworks then rode the Peter Pan ride at midnight or so. No line. I think we did the Haunted Mansion also. I remembered it from my long-ago trip to Disneyland and it's still the standard to which I hold all haunted houses. It stands up to the test of time pretty well. I think we also did the Philharmagic this day. It's fun.
We left the park about 1 and took Sarah back to the hotel so she could get to work on a project due the next day. (We may be in our 30's, but that doesn't automatically make us responsible.) Then Dean and I went in search of food. The helpful guy at the front desk who had looked up the mythical creatures for us earlier said that the only thing open that late was a McDonalds we would have to drive a few minutes to get to. Weird. So we had our first late-night run to McDonalds, which all three of us usually avoid eating at.
Day 3: We slept in a while on Tuesday. Then Dean's mom joined us as we went over to Epcot. We ate at France, then walked through the various countries to the futuristic side where we enjoyed a little demonstration about energy by Ellen and a pretentious video about "the seas." However, we also did possibly the funnest ride in the park - Space. You get to pull some serious g's while you try to remember when it's your turn to push the right buttons to get your shuttle to land safely.
Also on this day I realized I needed to make a list of people I wanted to buy souvenires for. My memory just isn't what it used to be.
Another fun thing at Epcot we did - a conversation with Crush, the sea turtle from Finding Nemo. They seem to use motion-capture to make live, very interactive animation that has conversations and answers questions from kids in the audience. Also in "the living seas" area - manatees. They're much more graceful in person than they seem to be in documentaries.
After a brief rest... wait, is that right? In my head we just magically jumped from Epcot over to the rainforest. That can't be right. I suppose we drove there, parked etc. We did break down and buy our very own Mickey ponchos. The rain was just not letting up. The Animal Kingdom was open for resort-guests only that evening. Awesome. No lines, no waiting. We did a "river rafting adventure," saw the Bug's Life community theater and Sarah and Dean went on a roller-coaster I knew would make me ill. I skipped it. Oh - we also went on another fun not-quite-roller-coaster ride involving dinosaurs.
Dinner was at the best restaurant in all of DisneyWorld over in the hotel at Animal Kingdom. Again, the name of it is escaping me, but it's african-themed and had great salmon and deserts. We all ate way too much.
Then it was back to the hotel and time for sleep. Dean had to do some work that evening, but we didn't stay up and heckle him like we did Sarah.
Day 4: This was the day reserved for catching up on all the rides we hadn't been able to do yet - and redoing the ones we had really enjoyed. It was another "morning" at Epcot and then the evening (late, late evening) over at the Magic Kingdom - again open late for resort guests only. And again with the constant rain. At Epcot we did "Honey I Shrunk The Audience," made another trip to the Finding Nemo gift shop to pick up some things Sarah and I had neglected to get the day before, and another rollercoaster the details of which are escaping me right now. At Magic Kingdom it was Space Mountain twice, the Buzz Lightyear target practice again, Splash Mountain several times and... that other one. Heh, I warned you about my memory.
Before we left Epcot we stopped for dinner in Norway. Good food. Good food. Venison stew, meatballs, meatloaf, roasted veggies. Yummy. Amazing goat cheese. Also - six different varieties of raw herring. The japanese aren't the only ones who eat raw fish. I'd heard about this before, so of course I had to try every one of them. They tasted quite good, but I couldn't quite get over the texture. Too many lines from Gollum about how much he likes raw fish. The pickled herring, though, had an almost-not-raw texture and tasted quite good.
Anyway, it was another late night, which meant another run to McDonalds. I've never eaten there so often.
Day 5: The entire day was spent in airports trying to get home. The national weather map made me laugh. There were only three places with precipitation of any kind - Florida/Georgia, Chicago and Utah/Wyoming/Montana. Only those areas I was trying to fly into. We made it out of Florida on time, but the rest of it was a mess. The plane to take me to Salt Lake was delayed in Atlanta. By the time we left Chicago there was no chance of making my connection. The last flight from Salt Lake to Bozeman was delayed until almost midnight, and I was only on standby for that one. As it turned out, there were four of us on standby and only one seat came available at the last minute. So the other three of us got delux accomodations at the Super 8 thanks to Delta. Yay.
So what's the moral of the story? Well, I guess it's this. Please move into the room as far as possible, expanding to fill all available space. Make sure your seatbelt is fastened tight, and please no flash photography. Also, wait until the car has come to a complete stop before standing up. Thank you.
Books: I was going to do a bunch of writing today, but instead I pretty much just crocheted and watched PBS. My feet thank me for it - they were tired of all the walking at Disney. Perhaps in my book I need to work in some newbs complaining about their blistered feet.
Here's what I've got:
Day 1: We arrived on Sunday evening. Dean picked us up at the airport in his mother's brand new car. We enjoyed the new-car smell as he drove us past the neighborhood where he grew up. It's on the way. It's also on the "wrong side of the tracks" as they say, so we didn't linger.
We met up with his mom at the hotel - The Boardwalk. It's a nice 1900's style resort complete with big, gold hypocampus in the lobby. (Not portions of brain - horses with the hindquarters of a fish. The guy at the front desk looked up what they're called for us because it was killing Sarah and me that we couldn't remember their name. But I digress.)
I had met Dean's mother once before, but it was nice to get to know her better. We took a boat ride across a lake to dinner where they were serving southern specialties. Then we stopped at the Wilderness Lodge (I think is the name) to admire on our way back to our hotel. The Wilderness Lodge is "done in the style" of the old lodges in US National Parks. Kind of a combination of Old Faithful Inn and the hotels at Yosemite and Glacier. It was fun to see an interpretation of the theme.
Then it was back across the lake and a long bus ride to get back to our hotel. We all agreed that it would be easier to drive next time. But I'm glad I had the Disney Transportation Experience.
The beds were cozy with great feather pillows.
Day 2: In the morning we went over to MGM. We encountered our first rollercoaster and our first rainstorm. We waited in line something like 50 minutes to go on the Aerosmith-themed coaster. It was pretty fun, but not enough to wait in line to do it again. Immediately after the ride ended it started to rain - a little thunder and lightening, too. We ducked into a shop and didn't get too wet. We did see the first wave of Mickey ponchos come out, though. Everyone ended up looking like cartoon ghosts. We just waited for the rain to let up, then we headed for the Tower of Terror. This is fun. We did it twice. It's a freefall ride with the storyline that lightening hit an old hotel and messed up the elevators. It's especially fun when there's real rain and lightening outside.
After that we headed for the muppets, the Star Wars themed simulator (I like the Star Trek one in Vegas a little better, but this one was fun), lunch in a drive-in-themed restaurant that showed clips from 50's scifi films and a little "behind the scenes" reenactment thing about stunts in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Interestingly enough, all swasticas on the bad guys uniforms etc. had been replaced with a siimple black cross. What's up with that?
From MGM we went over to the Magic Kingdom.... I think. Already, it's getting a little fuzzy. But I think we even rode the monorail just for the view. Once there, we did the Buzz Lightyear ride - which is one of my favorites, I've decided. It involves target practice. Also some rollercoasters which sort of blur together in my mind. Not Space Mountain, though. That was another day. The park stayed open late that night, so we watched fireworks then rode the Peter Pan ride at midnight or so. No line. I think we did the Haunted Mansion also. I remembered it from my long-ago trip to Disneyland and it's still the standard to which I hold all haunted houses. It stands up to the test of time pretty well. I think we also did the Philharmagic this day. It's fun.
We left the park about 1 and took Sarah back to the hotel so she could get to work on a project due the next day. (We may be in our 30's, but that doesn't automatically make us responsible.) Then Dean and I went in search of food. The helpful guy at the front desk who had looked up the mythical creatures for us earlier said that the only thing open that late was a McDonalds we would have to drive a few minutes to get to. Weird. So we had our first late-night run to McDonalds, which all three of us usually avoid eating at.
Day 3: We slept in a while on Tuesday. Then Dean's mom joined us as we went over to Epcot. We ate at France, then walked through the various countries to the futuristic side where we enjoyed a little demonstration about energy by Ellen and a pretentious video about "the seas." However, we also did possibly the funnest ride in the park - Space. You get to pull some serious g's while you try to remember when it's your turn to push the right buttons to get your shuttle to land safely.
Also on this day I realized I needed to make a list of people I wanted to buy souvenires for. My memory just isn't what it used to be.
Another fun thing at Epcot we did - a conversation with Crush, the sea turtle from Finding Nemo. They seem to use motion-capture to make live, very interactive animation that has conversations and answers questions from kids in the audience. Also in "the living seas" area - manatees. They're much more graceful in person than they seem to be in documentaries.
After a brief rest... wait, is that right? In my head we just magically jumped from Epcot over to the rainforest. That can't be right. I suppose we drove there, parked etc. We did break down and buy our very own Mickey ponchos. The rain was just not letting up. The Animal Kingdom was open for resort-guests only that evening. Awesome. No lines, no waiting. We did a "river rafting adventure," saw the Bug's Life community theater and Sarah and Dean went on a roller-coaster I knew would make me ill. I skipped it. Oh - we also went on another fun not-quite-roller-coaster ride involving dinosaurs.
Dinner was at the best restaurant in all of DisneyWorld over in the hotel at Animal Kingdom. Again, the name of it is escaping me, but it's african-themed and had great salmon and deserts. We all ate way too much.
Then it was back to the hotel and time for sleep. Dean had to do some work that evening, but we didn't stay up and heckle him like we did Sarah.
Day 4: This was the day reserved for catching up on all the rides we hadn't been able to do yet - and redoing the ones we had really enjoyed. It was another "morning" at Epcot and then the evening (late, late evening) over at the Magic Kingdom - again open late for resort guests only. And again with the constant rain. At Epcot we did "Honey I Shrunk The Audience," made another trip to the Finding Nemo gift shop to pick up some things Sarah and I had neglected to get the day before, and another rollercoaster the details of which are escaping me right now. At Magic Kingdom it was Space Mountain twice, the Buzz Lightyear target practice again, Splash Mountain several times and... that other one. Heh, I warned you about my memory.
Before we left Epcot we stopped for dinner in Norway. Good food. Good food. Venison stew, meatballs, meatloaf, roasted veggies. Yummy. Amazing goat cheese. Also - six different varieties of raw herring. The japanese aren't the only ones who eat raw fish. I'd heard about this before, so of course I had to try every one of them. They tasted quite good, but I couldn't quite get over the texture. Too many lines from Gollum about how much he likes raw fish. The pickled herring, though, had an almost-not-raw texture and tasted quite good.
Anyway, it was another late night, which meant another run to McDonalds. I've never eaten there so often.
Day 5: The entire day was spent in airports trying to get home. The national weather map made me laugh. There were only three places with precipitation of any kind - Florida/Georgia, Chicago and Utah/Wyoming/Montana. Only those areas I was trying to fly into. We made it out of Florida on time, but the rest of it was a mess. The plane to take me to Salt Lake was delayed in Atlanta. By the time we left Chicago there was no chance of making my connection. The last flight from Salt Lake to Bozeman was delayed until almost midnight, and I was only on standby for that one. As it turned out, there were four of us on standby and only one seat came available at the last minute. So the other three of us got delux accomodations at the Super 8 thanks to Delta. Yay.
So what's the moral of the story? Well, I guess it's this. Please move into the room as far as possible, expanding to fill all available space. Make sure your seatbelt is fastened tight, and please no flash photography. Also, wait until the car has come to a complete stop before standing up. Thank you.
Books: I was going to do a bunch of writing today, but instead I pretty much just crocheted and watched PBS. My feet thank me for it - they were tired of all the walking at Disney. Perhaps in my book I need to work in some newbs complaining about their blistered feet.
Friday, March 18, 2005
made it home this morning about eleven. my luggage took some hunting down, but everything seems to have made it back to montana except the "s" key on my computer. (and possibly my will to use the shift key) though i continue to hope it will turn up in the bottom of my backpack or something. In the meantime, as you can see, i can still generate the letter in the course of typing - it's just a little inconvenient.
so i intend to rest up a little bit from my vacation and on monday, launch right in to a big project with a tight deadline. at the moment I'm so tired I'm being all clumsy and stuff. well, it's either exhaustion or withdrawal symptoms from the dramamine.
so i intend to rest up a little bit from my vacation and on monday, launch right in to a big project with a tight deadline. at the moment I'm so tired I'm being all clumsy and stuff. well, it's either exhaustion or withdrawal symptoms from the dramamine.
The travel to and from Disney World has turned out to be an adventure in itself. I was supposed to be curled up in my own bed tonight... instead I'm in a hotel in Salt Lake City hoping the weather is better tomorrow.
The delays started in Chicago and just got worse from there. I'm tired, so the fun stuff about the vacation will have to wait for another post.
Books: On the up side, I wrote 4 pages and learned how nice it is to have someone give you toothpaste at the end of a long day. (I have the toothbrush, just missed the toothpaste.)
The delays started in Chicago and just got worse from there. I'm tired, so the fun stuff about the vacation will have to wait for another post.
Books: On the up side, I wrote 4 pages and learned how nice it is to have someone give you toothpaste at the end of a long day. (I have the toothbrush, just missed the toothpaste.)
Friday, March 11, 2005
Dinner tonight was at a restaurant just around the corner from Sarah's. It's new - just opened two weeks ago. It's called Maiz. It's living proof that paying attention to the quality of the individual ingredients makes all the difference in the world. The whole point of the place is Mexican food. Mexican food with corn tortillas in fact. I'm not a big fan of corn tortillas, but my brother who's been to Mexico City tells me they're great - if they're fresh. I was dubious. But I was brave and I have to say, wow.
Fresh corn tortillas have been added to my list of real comfort food. That dinner was amazing. It was just chicken fajitas but wow - complex, bright flavors. Portions that weren't bigger than your head. Lots of choices on the menu. I love this restaurant. They even brought me extra tortillas since I've never had good ones before. Heavenly.
I tell you, I'm in love. You must go to this restaurant.
Books: Working on those character sheets. What else are vacations for?
Fresh corn tortillas have been added to my list of real comfort food. That dinner was amazing. It was just chicken fajitas but wow - complex, bright flavors. Portions that weren't bigger than your head. Lots of choices on the menu. I love this restaurant. They even brought me extra tortillas since I've never had good ones before. Heavenly.
I tell you, I'm in love. You must go to this restaurant.
Books: Working on those character sheets. What else are vacations for?
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Well, the business with the accountant is done. Yay! Well, mostly done. She discovered that I may have left a crucial piece of paper home. Well, not absolutely crucial, as if I don't have it we'll just get a mean letter from the IRS - but who wants a mean letter from the IRS? So when I get home next week I get to dig through and try to organize my small mountain of paperwork. Yay.
Also, I couldn't remember what percentage of my income goes to the lovely state of Montana. I'm sure she has a place to look those things up, though, and that she'll be happy to tell me all about it in a few weeks when she lets me know what my tax situation _really_ looks like.
As it is, I now have two financially-savvy people encouraging me to take up the landlord business in Montana. I'm just so ambivalent about being The Man. Sure it's nice to have serfs, but when they want something it's just a headache. And they're not paying me enough to maintain a standing army with which I could crush their wills to ask for stuff.
Maybe if these two financially-savvy people knew that this is how my mind works, they'd change their tune.
Books: I'm leaving later this week to go do some intensive research for the novel I'm currently working on. Also, I received a letter from Clarion West letting me know that they received my completed application. It was worded in such a way that it made me think they get a lot of incomplete ones. Remind me of this the next time I talk about maybe editing an anthology or running a writing contest.
Also, I couldn't remember what percentage of my income goes to the lovely state of Montana. I'm sure she has a place to look those things up, though, and that she'll be happy to tell me all about it in a few weeks when she lets me know what my tax situation _really_ looks like.
As it is, I now have two financially-savvy people encouraging me to take up the landlord business in Montana. I'm just so ambivalent about being The Man. Sure it's nice to have serfs, but when they want something it's just a headache. And they're not paying me enough to maintain a standing army with which I could crush their wills to ask for stuff.
Maybe if these two financially-savvy people knew that this is how my mind works, they'd change their tune.
Books: I'm leaving later this week to go do some intensive research for the novel I'm currently working on. Also, I received a letter from Clarion West letting me know that they received my completed application. It was worded in such a way that it made me think they get a lot of incomplete ones. Remind me of this the next time I talk about maybe editing an anthology or running a writing contest.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Made it to Chicago last night after a mild fiasco involving a missed flight. Good thing they plan for those things in the system. I have to take motion sickness medicine when I travel, and I think it makes me a little loopy. I forget things, drop things, can't find the right words or phrases in time to avoid saying stupid things.
Hopefully the people around me are thinking it's funny.
Books: What, me write?
Hopefully the people around me are thinking it's funny.
Books: What, me write?
Sunday, March 06, 2005
I've had a nice weekend. My mother signed up to help host some members of a visiting ballet company. She had car trouble on Saturday, so she asked me to go pick up our guests from the performance. She was expecting me to come home with three nice young ballerinas. Instead they gave me three men - two dancers and a tech.
They all slept in my mother's half of the house, of course, but I got to be their transportation all weekend. It's been fun. My friends have been teasing me that I've got my very own reality TV show here - parents get to vote which one of the guys is for me.
They all slept in my mother's half of the house, of course, but I got to be their transportation all weekend. It's been fun. My friends have been teasing me that I've got my very own reality TV show here - parents get to vote which one of the guys is for me.
Friday, March 04, 2005
custom license plate of the day: C1NDRLA
cool company of the day: Endangered Species Chocolate Company
I bought The Chimpanzee Bar today - the chocolate is pretty good quality, and tastes great with peanut butter. Yummy, healthy dinner.
Books: Too busy packing for my trip. Chicago first, then Florida.
cool company of the day: Endangered Species Chocolate Company
I bought The Chimpanzee Bar today - the chocolate is pretty good quality, and tastes great with peanut butter. Yummy, healthy dinner.
Books: Too busy packing for my trip. Chicago first, then Florida.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
You're going to think I'm kidding here, but I'm totally serious.
I love those websites where you can completely customize your new car - the color, the interior, the rims.... They're hours of fun to play with, seeing what the various combinations do to the overall effect.
Now I've found something even cooler. Customize your mixer and blender. Genius, I tell you! I want a black stand with a red bowl. I want a silver stand with a white etched bowl. I want a stainless steel stand with a cobalt blue bowl. Works of art, I tell you.
Books: Who can write when there are mixers to admire?
I love those websites where you can completely customize your new car - the color, the interior, the rims.... They're hours of fun to play with, seeing what the various combinations do to the overall effect.
Now I've found something even cooler. Customize your mixer and blender. Genius, I tell you! I want a black stand with a red bowl. I want a silver stand with a white etched bowl. I want a stainless steel stand with a cobalt blue bowl. Works of art, I tell you.
Books: Who can write when there are mixers to admire?
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Custom license plate of the day:
CHOCLAT (on a little white car)
Bumper sticker of the day:
Frodo Failed: Bush has the ring
(over the top of a KERRY 2004 sticker)
In the middle of the wonderful, confusing, overly-legalezed process of selling a house. At least there's money coming in at the end of it.
Books: Editing, editing, editing.
CHOCLAT (on a little white car)
Bumper sticker of the day:
Frodo Failed: Bush has the ring
(over the top of a KERRY 2004 sticker)
In the middle of the wonderful, confusing, overly-legalezed process of selling a house. At least there's money coming in at the end of it.
Books: Editing, editing, editing.

